YESSSSSSSS! So jacked for this movie. Midnight release for sure.
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.
- person: wait, you already knew that?
- me: please. I have a tumblr.
Quite seriously this is one bromance that I can 100% support
(Source: hemsworthss)
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you